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dejamlovren:

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dejamlovren:

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prblms:

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Really don’t have time to entertain a man that I can’t even lean on when I’m sad

“daaaamn that sucks”

“you’ll be alright”

“It be like that”

“It could be worse”

^^^ Keep alllllllll that shit away from me. If that’s all the support you can want to offer as a partner, keep it. I don’t want it.

Funny how I keep seeing posts about how women shouldn’t be expected to be her man’s “therapist” and yet y'all expect exactly that from him. Aight

LMFAAAOOO WAIT lmao that’s what you think that is?

Tf you expect him to solve your problems for you? To offer specific advice even though he probably won’t know what to say? But oh he has to to keep his problems to himself

Yall niggas really aren’t shit even a little bit

This is the type of nigga you avoid y’all right there they literally give themselves away they can’t help it

I’m a girl you dumb thot

gouachevalier:

son-of-reivers:

23informent:

You goofy fuckers go day-in-day-out saying how much you hate elves while also going around saying how much you love LOTR, Warhammer Fantasy, D&D, etc.

Yet y’all are too blinded by your own idiocy to realize that Tolkien himself was the most influential inspiration for almost every single modern iteration of fantasy and was the biggest pro-elf creative writer in the history of literature.

It’s an elven world, you’re just living in it.

Tolkien:

>elves are rapidly becoming irrelevant and leaving middle earth

>routinely ignore great evils so that their personal life isn’t disturbed

>constantly harm their own and others through pride and arrogance

>die if they get sad

>are literally where orcs come from

>created the Rings of Power thus causing the rise of Sauron and the enslavement of some of the greatest lords of the other races

>the only rings Sauron wasn’t allowed to touch were the ones conveniently set aside for the elf lords

>Tolkien’s longest book, The Silmarillion, might as well be called “How the Elves Fucked Over the Rest of Middle Earth”

Y’all: “Tolkien was the biggest pro-elf creative writer ever”

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hustlerose:

adelaecalendai:

hustlerose:

good-ol-drunkle-qrow:

hustlerose:

here’s a new ideological movement for you: internet iconoclasm

  • stop putting random internet people on pedestals because they’re funny or quirky or for any reason at all actually
  • self examine and self criticize: are you putting too much stock in parasocial internet relationships? are you being mindful of the humanity of others?
  • never lay down your pride to defend someone you’ve never even talked to
  • remember that the person and the persona can be very different
  • if an online celebrity or influencer deserves to be torn down, then let them be torn down.

The 1 exception: Seth Everman

how about no exceptions because this is literally a basic guide for healthy and respectful behavior wrt internet fame

Seth Everman IS the internet and we must worship him accordingly

do you people hear yourselves sometimes

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